Erling Haaland sits on 24 Premier League goals with three matches still to play. The all-time single-season record is his own, set two years ago: 36. He probably won’t get there. Probably.

What he has done is rewrite what “off year” means for a striker. Twenty-four is more than any player at any other Premier League club has scored — and twice the league average for a starting No. 9.